so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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