im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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