Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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