eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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