she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
wow bdsm is so cute
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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