she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
After tacos, we're chasing women.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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