and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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