Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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