YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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