How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
as a side note pls kill me
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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