Porn is love you can see.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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