You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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