Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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