You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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