Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
