Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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