Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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