Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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