God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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