party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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