Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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