Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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