I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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