would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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