I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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