So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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