We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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