About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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