I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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