I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
