Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You are the jesus of drinking
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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