Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
this just has baby written all over it
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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