they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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