It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
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