it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
