I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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