He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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