I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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