I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
