yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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