I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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