I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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