is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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