we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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