You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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