Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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