I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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