Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Just pee around me
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Randomize
