false alarm. still invincible.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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