Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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