doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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