How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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