i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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