It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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