My nipple is on Facebook.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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